Lyrics to Rachel from Accounts

Lyrics

Lyrics to Rachel from Accounts

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Rachel from accounts is at it again! đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž Watch as we break down the wildest financial disaster in history—Labour’s own spreadsheet queen, Rachel, turning the Treasury into a betting table. From Excel errors to missing payrolls, this UK drill banger is pure banter! 😂💰

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Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Rachell from accounts, what’s the play?
Got the spreadsheet open, numbers gone astray
Digits in the red, zero in the black
Labour HQ yellin’ “We ain’t got cash back!”
Expenses filed for a round of Greggs,
But forgot payroll — who gets their cheques?!
Parliament vibes, pure hysteria,
Rachell’s math causing mass criteria.

[Chorus]
Rachell, what’s the deal, love? (What?)
Got the nation on the ropes, yeah we had enough!
Balancing budgets? Nah, she ain’t able
Turn the Treasury into a betting table
(Let it sink!) Oops! Let it sink!
Government funds disappearing in a blink!

[Verse 2]
Audit time, figures looking tragic
Trying to work Excel? Girl, that’s magic!
P45 jokes flying in the air
But Rachell don’t care, she just sits in her chair
Emails pingin’, bosses stressed
“Why’s our pension fund lookin’ depressed?”
Tried to use ChatGPT for the fix
Now the company’s bankrupt quick!

[Bridge]
(Big man talkin’)
Bosses be snappin’, Rachell relaxin’
“What’s the answer?” “It’s just taxes!”
Mocked in the canteen, memes in the thread
Rachell on TikTok: “I ain’t bothered,” she said

[Chorus]
Rachell, what’s the deal, love? (Oi!)
Got the nation on the ropes, yeah we had enough!
Balancing budgets? Nah, she ain’t able
Turn the Treasury into a betting table
(Let it sink!) Oops! Let it sink!
Government funds disappearing in a blink!

[Outro]
(Yeah, Rachell… shoutout Labour’s finest accountant)
Mockery on high — payroll ain’t sorted
Keep drillin’ through these budgets like it’s sported
End of the day, it’s all banter
Still love you, Rachell, ya joker!

 

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